What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What’s a cow’s favorite beverage?
Moooooonshine

Why don’t cows get sick?
They have herd immunity.

What do you call a cow with a gunshot wound?
Hole milk.

What do you call a cow with one leg?
It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not coming.

Why are cows hard to transport?
Because they’re unmooooovable

What do you call a cow with a gunshot wound?
Hole milk.

What do you call a cow with one leg?
It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not coming.

Why are cows hard to transport?
Because they’re unmooooovable

What do you call a cow vs. cow vendetta?
Beef.

What do you call a cow studying chemistry?
Organic (and probably having all-kynes of homework).

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Milkshake.

Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best mooooooves